Time, Like The Oilers' Rebuild, Is A Flat Circle of Violence and ... wait, what's that? - Monday night I was feeling a little bleak about the Oilers and of course could you blame me? Eight years of garbage. Eight years! And while I had litt...
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Stop Reading the Internets!
Are you an Edmonton Oiler?
Then what are you doing reading the blogs? Seriously, this shit'll mess you up. If this was how I checked in on my performance I'd go crawl in a hole somewhere and never come out again. Even the fair stuff can be brutal.
When you have to perform at the top of your game, highs and lows can be killer. Reading that fans are disappointed and angry isn't going to help you "even out your game", it's only going to plant doubt in your head. On the other side of the coin, buying into your own press about "how great you are" screws you the other way around. You stop giving it the same try.
Unless you're Zach Stortini, that is. Apparently, according to Oilers PR and David Staples, you either don't know how to read or you're too stupid to figure out the power button on your laptop. I have a cartoon coming for you, by the way.
I know, it's fun to google your name and see what people are saying, or maybe those Covered in Oil guys have something funny up, or (most likely) you just want to see what your score is on the Hot Off, but please:
GET OFF THE COMPUTER TUBES!
Focus on your family, your health and having fun.
Forget about stats (even joking about it while mic'd up killed Reasoner's numbers), and stop squeezing your sticks.
Remember the end of last season? You guys just went out there, kicked ass and didn't even bother with taking names, you had nothing to lose. Maybe that should be your approach again. Sure, it's important to win every game you can because of all the games you'll lose, but grinding them out is going to wear you down faster than gravel on skin (I've wiped out way too many times, I know what it's like to pick the stones and sand out of your own quivering flesh wounds).
Have some fun.
If you must read these frikken blogs then don't internalize this garbage.
It's just a game. I know you're competitive and that's great, but keep feeling frustration and that's all your body will accept when you strap on those pads. You'll already have lost the game.
Look at Gretzky the player vs Greztky the coach, man.