Edmonton Oilers at Colorado Avalanche730pm (MST)
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Yes, the Oilers have been losing but that doesn't change the fact that tonight they're turning it all around. Why? Because they're winners, dammit!
They're gonna win this one for all the poor, injured bastards sitting around with their thousand dollar bills scattered on the coffee table, just looking at all that money, thinking they'd trade it all, and everything in their bank accounts, just to get back on the ice again for the team.
And the fans.
Money can't give you a hug, after all (and I guess it can't make you heal any faster either). It can't cheer for you and it can't swat you on the bottom after a good play, can it?
That's why they're going to win. Millionaires who've never had to work three jobs just to buy their baby some medicine still know what it's like to earn a buck, and that's what OUR millionaires are going to do tonight!
Why?
Because they're winners.
Dear god...
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4 comments:
Money can't give you a hug, after all ...It can't cheer for you and it can't swat you on the bottom after a good play, can it?
No. But it certainly enables you to pay others to do those things for you.
Ahh...memories...
I wish we could pay someone to come in and play hockey for our team.
ahahah...touche.
that's some funny shit pal
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