Hobbies include: Star Wars, Transformers, Nose Picking...

Good catch by "cheeks" in Lowetide's comment section:

Off topic - but we are really scraping the bottom of the barrel in many positions - even goal. The Oilers have a 9 year old playing goal in the bears game tonight - Pitton ;-)

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Sadly, this is almost believable. Stoic tears are allowed at this point.